All those in favor say "aye"

Came across one of the most offensive and disgusting jokes I've ever heard. It's also hilarious.



"A little girl sits by a cliff crying her little eyes out.

A priest comes walking up to her and asks "what's the problem little girl?"

She answers, "I was out here playing, and mommy and daddy were sitting in the car. All of a sudden, the car lurched forward and went over the cliff. Now, they're lying down there, all dead, and I'm all alone here and don't know what to do"

The priest smiles, starts unbuttoning his cassock, and replies, "this just isn't your day, is it?""